Bagels and Breadsticks

Fuck my life.
Nadal just lost French Open. Bye bye dreams of a Grand Slam. Bye bye.
Fuck Sodderling.
Fuck Nadal.
Fuck.

... such as scanning random websites, and noticing you've neglected your LJ for 3 months. Well, last posted in 3 months anyways. Truthfully this shouldn't have really affected any of you, since I only have about 1 friend on this thing, you lovable pillock that got me to come <3

Anyhoo, it does startle me how much my English skills have depleted ... although my faster has gotten a lot faster apparently, according to free typing speed tests it's like 70wpm ;) Always random good news eh.

Even sitting at home all day has it's good and bad points, such as constantly being faced with how much a disaster the table looks, if you didn't know me you'd think a thief just came in and threw everything on the table ... I really must try and tidy it up one of these days, a nice project to distract me from my aching back, and to distract parents from my very unemployed status. Other things ... generally tidying up, sorting out all the random crap I bought from China (and finding it for a start), finding a job(?), study calc (since that's the only useable textbook) ...

All those goals, yet deep somewhere inside me, I know I'll prolly accomplish zero of these goals -_- sad, sad ...

Well, back to reading tennis live text for me <3

Heartwarming quote of the day:

"heh. You know me too well."

"It's only fair. You know me too well as well."

Sometimes it's the little things that make you happier, that make the days easier to get through.

It seems to have been quite a few months since I've posted, and I can only blame university and procrastination-ness. Living away at home seems to have gotten worse towards the end of the term, when insomnia and hate for caf food started to kick in.
Hopefully I did not do too bad this term, but if I did, I have only myself to blame.
So so happy that the term is not over, and I can chill at home by sleeping 10+ hours everyday and playing with the people I missed most (apart from my parents).

One more thing, in 7 or 8 years of giving out Christmas cards, this is the first time I got one returned to me. I don't even know if he read it. THAT, pisses me off.

Merry Christmas and Happy holidays, my buddies

So, three weeks into university, I manage to miss my first lecture. Why you ask? Drumroll please ... Because I overslept.

This is what we call "epic failage"

=______=

So pissed off at self ...

I EFFING DETEST PEOPLE WHO READ THE CBC OLYMPICS NEWS THINGS. They're such idiots. With everything they say the judges are biased and that's why the Chinese won. HOLY FUCK. DON"T YOU KNOW THERE"S MORE THAN ONE JUDGE AND MOST OF THE TIME THEY"RE NOT CHINESE? DO YOU THINK THESE WORLD CLASS JUDGES ARE EASILY BRIBED? DID YOU LISTEN TO THE CANADIAN COMMENTARY AND HOW THE PERSON SAID THE CHINESE WERE BRILLIANT? How classy Canadians are, such sore losers.

Maybe my Chinese pride is too much, but seeing all these comments about how the athletes don't deserve the medals severely pisses me off. Chinese athletes work harder than anyone else, they are trained from such an early age and the sport is their entire life. And they deserve every accolade.

So suck it up losers.

YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Stolen from lindajing's DA journal ^_^

Waking Up:
Glamorous Sky - Nana starring Mika Nakashima
it would actually work lawl.

First Day At School:
I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself - The White Stripes
lmao. Pretty damn appropriate.

Making your new best friend:
March of the Dogs - Sum 41
Hmm ... seeing as how I've only heard this song about 2 times ... I dunno

Falling In Love:
千里之外 - 周杰倫
It's such a pretty song <3

Breaking Up:
不得不爱 (Please Tell Me Why Chinese version)
So I guess ... he/she broke up with me? >.<

Prom:
Turnin' on the Screw - Queens of the Stone Age
lmao if this song actually plays at my prom XD
Only listened to this song about once too (not a big QotSA fan)

Graduation:
Hitoro - Nana Starring Mika Nakashima
It's pretty <3. And sort of sad. Therefore appropriate?

Life's Okay:
对不起-周杰倫
er .. are you sure life's okay?
Love the song though

Death of a close friend:
Like Humans do - David Bryne
Er ... it came with Windows? >.< Sort of appropriate I guess ... since humans do all die

Mental Breakdown:
爸我回来了-周杰倫
Yesh I have an overabundance of Jay Chou songs.
I guess this means ... when I go insane ... it'll be Father's fault...
I always knew that -wafts-

Driving:
Best of Me - Sum 41
Driving would prolly bring out the worst in me >.<

Flashback:
Gone Forever - Three Days Grace
Appropriate! I've outgrown this song and the band ...

Getting Back Together:
Sex is not the enemy - Garbage
lmao. I guess that's why we're getting back together XD

Birth of Child:
I've got all this Ringing in My Ears and None on My Fingers - Fall Out Boy
unwed mother? XD

Wedding Scene:
It's True That We Love One Another - The White Stripes
... I guess that's why there's a wedding.

Car Accident:
U - Superjunior.
YESH. You. I can't stop thinking about you girl. COS YOU CRASHED INTO ME -snickers-
-attempts to do hip thrust and fails miserably-

Final Battle:
There's No Home For You Here - White Stripes
So first I get hit by a car and now I have no home ... real nice.

Death Scene:
Make It Wit Chu - Queens of the Stone Age
sorry ... couldn't. Died you see.
Once again, another song I've pretty much never listened to. Borrowed CD from library and then discovered didn't really like it all that much. It's nice ... just ... not that amazing.

Funeral Song:
Dashboard - Modest Mouse
I would love it if this was actually my funeral song ^_^

End Credits:
Pull The Curtain - Sum 41
Yep. THE END.

Used my Windows Media Library as opposed to my MP3 player which is why I haven't listened to half these songs lol.
<333

Went to see Doomsday with Volunteer Buddy today, although it was supposed to be a group thing. Everyone else was too busy and told me they couldn't make it. The movie was his choice, mine were The Bank Job and Never Back Down, but I was in a whatever mood.

The movie was well ... bloody. It seemed like every other character's head was chopped off (and one of them actual came flying towards the screen), burned or got squished by a moving vehicle. There was so much gunfire, and an exploding rabbit. A guy's hand got squished by moving doors. A guy got burnt and then everyone started eating him.
And that's all within ... first half an hour?

OMFG.

Although the lead actress was pretty cool, slightly Posh Spice looking though.

What was interesting though was that half the folk over the wall dressed sorta ... Roman-esque or Medieval-esque, and the other dressed like ... metal rockers, complete with dodgy haircuts. It was the strangest thing.

I'm normally one to appreciate violence but too many bloody heads coming at you is just ... too much.

The end was pretty good though.

All in all ... it was alright. The tagline should've been blood and guts.

Technically I'm already 17. Seeing as how I was born in China, where it is now 9:37am on 12th March. I'm pretty sure I was born around 8 so ... I IS SEVENTEEN.

Jolly gosh. So much has happened this year.
* I met (or actually got to know) awesome people such as John, Jenny, Zeyu, and Chris.
* I did comp sci contests
* Got a job
* Got accepted somewhere
* Got real damn depressed and real damn hyper, often within the same week
* Hated and loved with a passion
* Sang K
* Got a semi-decent average
* Talked and talked with Le Bath :D
* Went somewhere with a guy not related to myself alone.
* Got addicted to a bunch more stuff.
* Got scared out of my wits due to Salomon's dodgy driving.

AND A LOT MORE. COS MY MEMORY SUCKS A LOT.

What I look forward to most: Getting presents tomorrow and later! :D Seriously. Presents are my life <3333

I hope this year will be just as fun as the last, and my friends to always be by my side.

Love always,
Slam

Quote from King Lear, the latest Shakespearean play to give me a headache. Tomorrow we shall have our content test on it. At first I thought it would be easy, cos it's multiple choice ... but he showed us a sample test today and ... it's hard. I am gonna fail English, and not get into university, and thus kill myself ~

The title of this journal also refers to one of my deskbuddies in data, we shall call him A. Although I don't like to "judge" and hate on people I have never really talked to, it was way too easy to start hating on this kid. Almost everything about him annoys me, from the way he talks to how he looks at your work to how he treats his friends and talks to the teacher. A is so full of himself. I wish he would move.

I also fell on my arse/back while trying to get on the bus today ...sad? Very. In front of so many people -_-'

I have so much work to do before the break begins, damn. And my friends are all hyped up to go dress shopping with me and the guys are supposedly coming too ... double damn